Saturday, 27 February 2010
Follow My Leader...whoever he is...
It's said that if you show a picture of a high-profile Opposition spokesman like George Osborne or Chris Grayling to the person in the street, they'll have trouble identifying them. This could well be true. And if it's true of the second biggest party, the Tories, then just think what a problem the smaller parties have with 'recognition factor'.
The Liberal Democrats took a humorous approach to the problem a few years ago when they realised that they had just enough MPs for a pack of cards. Their current leader Nick Clegg is probably worrying in private about losing a few of his Aces to his fellow players next time round... (By the way, what is he doing in that photo? Fans of FlashForward will find it very disturbing indeed.)
What about the minority parties - the Greens and UKIP, for example? Would you know the leader of UKIP if he walked up to you in the street? Probably not. Fair enough, really, as Lord Pearson has not been as high profile as his, ahem, colourful predecessor Nigel Farage.
One person who doesn't know his name is a lady called Julia Gasper. Or at least, she didn't, live on air on BBC Radio Oxford this week. Fair enough, you may be saying. Not a lot of people would be able to name the leader of UKIP. Yes - but unfortunately, Ms Gasper is the UKIP Parliamentary Candidate for Oxford East in the forthcoming General Election. Each of the other candidates in the studio - Steve Goddard for the Liberal Democrats, Andrew Smith for Labour and Edward Argar for the Conservatives - did a decent job standing up for their respective bosses. But Ms Gasper, who had just corrected presenter Bill Heine for a slip of the tongue in which he referred to Nigel Farage as the current and not the former leader, sat in silence when challenged by Mr Heine to put everyone straight by giving her current leader's name. It was one of those awful, cringeworthy moments of radio. Ms Gasper ran out of laughter and sat in silence. One can be pretty sure that the other candidates in the studio knew the answer and probably almost wanted to help her out...
X Marks The Box imagines that a crash course awaits her at UKIP HQ this weekend.
Friday, 26 February 2010
February round-up
It's always good to see young people challenging the stereotype that they are apathetic. In many of the schools I've visited to talk about the book, I've met teenagers who are very interested in politics, certainly intend to vote and ask interesting questions. Such as: "Are people voting less because they are more apathetic, or because they are more content?" As they say - discuss! That sounds like an ideal candidate for one of those Clever Oxbridge Questions.
Another example is an article on The Periscope Post at the moment, written by Jennifer Lipman, who takes Obama's "yes we can" mantra as her starting point and applies it to British politics.
One answer given to people who say they are not happy with the candidates on offer is to become one themselves. But without a party political affiliation, how is this possible? The Independent Network is a non-profit organisation providing support to candidates who are not members of political parties, and is well worth a look. Supporters and endorsed candidates are asked to agree to the Bell Principles - a code of conduct for elected representatives formulated by Martin Bell OBE and the Independent Network. They also have a blog.
We are teetering ever closer towards the announcement of the election date. X Marks The Box will be here to monitor all the developments from the informed citizen's point of view - and of course to keep encouraging you to use your vote.
Wednesday, 24 February 2010
Sunday, 21 February 2010
Pick a Date
Well, we've been here before. X Marks The Box would be foolish to join in any of the speculation about the election date, so we content ourselves with pointing towards the expert views: Mike Smithson at Political Betting has edged away from his earlier certainty about May and is now giving 8th April serious consideration. On the betting markets, William Hill still favour May 6th but are cutting the odds for an early General Election.
All of this speculation, of course, doesn't help the voters or the politicians to focus on the actual issues. The whole thing becomes an enormous game of brinkmanship, with the Prime Minister seeing how late he can leave it while still making it look as if it was his decision all along and not one he was pushed into. John Major famously waited as long as he could in 1997 before finally ending what the BBC called the "phoney war". In 1992, though, he had gone a little earlier, surprising some by calling an April election - and then surprising a good few more by going on to win it.
One thing seems certain - Spring/early Summer elections are here to stay for a while, barring circumstances like those in 1974 which forced an October election, the second in that year. There are all kinds of reasons for April/May/June elections being the favoured choice - not least the need for good weather without vast swathes of the country being on holiday. Dark nights are seen as off-putting to voters, and can smack of desperation. There's also the advantage of combining the poll with those for local councils and the European parliament, which happen in May.
Whatever date Gordon Brown finally chooses - and he may already have chosen it - the campaign has already started. This time, neither party is making a secret of it, already unveiling slogans and making the kind of speeches one expects in the run-up to an election. Can we perhaps expect an announcement sooner rather than later?...
Friday, 19 February 2010
Choice For Whom?
One of the possible reasons people are put off voting - a key obsession here at X Marks The Box - is the way in which the vocabulary politicians use (or are forced to use) seems so at odds with that used by the rest of us.
Nicholas Winterton's rant about second-class carriages, in which he totally fails to get that most people don't have another option, is just one recent example of this. It's symptomatic of a deeper malaise.
One of the most frequent manifestations of this is politicians' abuse of the word "choice", which could all too frequently be replaced with the word "money" to give a clearer idea of what they actually mean.
"Choice" in education is a prime example. Politicians of all colours are guilty of spouting forth on this one. I might choose whether to have tea or coffee, or whether to have a Rich Tea biscuit or a Garibaldi. I don't "choose" my children's school in the same way.
Parental "choice" has proven to be an absolute nightmare, putting so much pressure on more popular schools that they are forced to use mobile classrooms to accommodate the overspill, and leaving the less "reputable" ones (to use odious estate-agent-speak) with tumbleweeds blowing between the rows of empty desks.
Most parents don't want "choice". Often they are presented with a good school, a mediocre school and a failing school, and the good school is already so over-subscribed that it has to turn away children with siblings there, or it is too far away by public transport to be a realistic option. Surely parents just want the school on their doorstep to be a good one. It's not rocket science. Indeed, X Marks the Box wonders whatever happened to just going to the school you live nearest to. This was what used to happen in the 1970s and 1980s - before the advent of the dreaded exam league tables, a blunt tool loathed by parents, children and teachers alike and loved only, it seems, by politicians.
What's depressing is how readily the electorate buys into this politician-speak, doesn't challenge it and even adopts it by stealth. Only this week, debaters on a well-known parenting site were resurrecting the allegation that "vitriol" is thrown at the children of those who have exercised the "choice" to use private education. This surely misses the point that it is not the children who are the target of the vitriol, but the smugly middle-class assumption that this expensive option is available to everyone?...
Second Class Citizens
Just when X Marks The Box was starting to wonder if politicians were finally "getting it", along comes Sir Nicholas Bufton Tufton - beg your pardon, Sir Nicholas Winterton - to declaim that he should of course be entitled to use public money to travel first class on the train. Apparently "standard" class contains "a totally different type of people." We feel a Sir Humphrey Appleby voice coming on here: "Yes, Sir Nicholas - they're called voters."
Some callers on today's Jeremy Vine programme on BBC Radio 2 were springing to the MP's defence. Well, naturally, he has a point, as "standard" class is full of oiks who may have gone to comprehensive schools and who perhaps smell and have the temerity to be accompanied by children, and they apparently stop him from getting any work done. It's a well-known fact, of course, that NHS managers, head teachers, college lecturers and IT consultants never have to take any work on the train and never have to find a way of using a laptop while putting up with the rest of the world carrying on around them.
Conservative Central Office has predictably gone into a bit of a flutter about Sir Bufton's utterances, and has been issuing damage-limitation statements of the "no, please, come back, ABC1 voters, he doesn't mean you" variety.
Sir Nick ought to try National Express. That would be an eye-opener for him. But he is retiring at the General Election. Just as well - because if he were not, then the voters would probably be giving him a first-class, fast-track ticket to obscurity anyway.
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
You May Know Me From Such Programmes As...
John Prescott - you know, the easily-recognisable former Deputy Prime Minister, the one best remembered for thumping a voter in 2001 - has admitted that more people know him from his appearance in mildly amusing Welsh sitcom Gavin And Stacey than from anywhere else. Given that he's been involved in political campaigning for 40 years, doesn't that make you want to do this?
On the other hand... surely anything that helps voter recognition is good? People of my generation will remember the time Neil Kinnock popped up in a Tracey Ullman video. And then there was Mrs Thatcher's appearance on Saturday morning kids' TV, where she tried in vain to silence a tenacious little girl who was arguing that we didn't need to spend so much on the nuclear deterrent. (Where is that girl now? Let's hope she went into politics in some form.)
In a week when it's been revealed - shockingly - that one-third of students, first-time voters and supposedly educated ones at that, don't know that Gordon Brown is leader of the Labour Party, we perhaps need more politicians popping up on prime-time comedy shows to boost their profiles. What next - Nick Clegg on BBC3's Two Pints of Lager and One Almost Funny Joke, or Caroline Lucas of the Green Party doing a turn on Mock The Week?...
Those same students, by the way, thought the lovely Joanna Lumley would do a good job in politics - presumably inspired by her sterling work for the Gurkhas. X Marks The Box thinks Joanna would be a good choice, too - but in her role as Sapphire from fantastic ITV sci-fi show Sapphire And Steel, where she frequently battled the forces of Darkness, read minds, and could turn time back by the sheer force of her will. Now what politician wouldn't want her on side - blue dress or no blue dress?...
Saturday, 13 February 2010
What marks the box?
As you'll see, it doesn't always have to be an X - but two strikes and you're out. You must make your intentions plain and you mustn't do anything that could identify you.
Thursday, 11 February 2010
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Tuesday, 9 February 2010
Alternative History with Alternative Vote
This is terribly interesting.
Under the Alternative Vote system on which MPs are to hold a referendum, nothing would have changed in terms of who was in charge in the last six elections - but the Liberal Democrats would have been the second largest party, and Paddy Ashdown leader of the official opposition, from 1997-2001.
One can't help wondering if he'd have done a better job than William Hague, who often bested Blair with humorous barbs but failed to transform his winning Commons ways into ballot-box victory.
Monday, 1 February 2010
Twitter Ye Not
Politicians should always be looking at new ways of interacting with the electorate, and this becomes especially clear as we enter the unofficial run-up to the campaign for the first ever Multimedia Election proper. Yes, a lot of people had Broadband internet in 2005, but there was no Facebook, no Twitter, and it's fair to say the potential of the Internet had not been fully embraced.
A lot of MPs and would-be MPs now blog - such as, to choose a non-partisan selection, John Redwood of the Conservatives, Tom Watson of Labour, Lynne Featherstone of the Liberal Democrats and Caroline Lucas, leader of the Green Party.
If your MP doesn't have an email address for their office - and they don't all - then you should be asking yourself why not. Technophobe, old-fashioned or just not wanting to be easy to get hold of? In the 1970s, when I was growing up, my parents' generation could still be heard asking, 'Are you on the phone?' This increasingly redundant question came to be replaced by tentative talk, in the 1990s, of 'electronic mail addresses'. These days, we expect to see email addresses given routinely, often alongside a link to Facebook, Twitter, Myspace, etc. (Adjust according to generational preference.)
Some people hate Twitter and can't get on with it. Comedian Ricky Gervais came out against it recently, and even famous Twitterer Stephen Fry has taken a step back from it while he writes the next volume of his autobiography.
Twitter can be a two-edged sword for politicians. It can make you look hip, happening and in touch, part of the multi-media age - but it also means people can stalk you as they do other 'celebrities' on the site. Just today, Speaker's wife Sally Bercow has become a little irritated with those who are following her every move as she goes out on the school run and eyes up scaffolders.
Unless there is a double election in 2010 - and don't rule that out - then the next General Election after this one will probably be in four or five years' time. And by then, everyone will be talking about a new method of communication and networking which hasn't even been heard of yet.